maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

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pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

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madlys:

one thing we all agree on is that harry does it on purpose

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purpletreeblossoms:

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

-SH

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karkatkirkland:

betteryoudiethanibuti:

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

So does my sister.

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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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